Couchf*cker (tell the truth)
By Paisleyfrog on January 18, 2026 5:38 pm
I'll get to my New Wave song eventually. Once again, this song needed to get out now. Making this felt good.
Honestly, words fail . If there was no indication before this that we are in fascism under wannabe authoritarians, it's this: that instead of declaring this to be a tragedy, that policies would be examined, but efforts would continue...they quadruple down, blame the dead, tell lies and then investigate the widow for domestic terrorism.
Tell the truth, Couchfucker*.
*I will admit that there is a certain degree of hypocrisy in excoriating Vance to tell the truth, while smearing him with an untrue internet meme. But fuck that. I'm just some joker on the internet making songs. He's the Vice President of the Goddamn United States. He gets to be held to a higher standard.
Production notes: went back to some of my favorite heavy angry music for this. Ministry, Skinny Puppy, etc. Uncle Al's guitar style was a huge influence, as was Rabies and Tin Omen. Lyrics started out with "Piggy tells his master's lies" right before going to sleep and flowed from there. Slept on it and the rest came out at work the next morning. Had to remember a bit how to make heavy music! Leaned on some of the presets I saved from '24 to get me there, as well as some suggested vocal tricks.
In my mind, this is the B-Side to Self-Made Lucifer
In that way, I also needed to get this one out - week 45 in ‘24 was the protest song, and then week 46 got ANGRY. Patterns must continue.
Huge, huge thanks to Homeostatic and SQF for adding their voices - this needed to be a shout-along, and my voice alone wouldn't cut it. Homeostatic also contributed some great vocoder noice which blended great into the bed, and SQF contributed the sultry breakdown. That voice...AMAZING. Honestly, NEVER would have thought of doing it otherwise. Awesome.
I love this community.
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