A New Disease
By Paisleyfrog on March 29, 2026 6:43 pm
Let's do some frogcore*.
Found this tag at my grandparent's house. No year on it, but pretty sure it was during some manner of pandemic outbreak like measles or polio or something.
This track was my third try at something this week. First tried something goofy for April Fool's, but it was biting off a little more than I could chew. Went to Darkwave, but it was uninspiring. Which leads me to where this track came from.
I was traveling last wee for my mother-in-law's 85th birthday. Dr Frog and I were walking to the dinner, when she mentioned, "oh hey, there's a record store right there. Wanna look?"
She's amazing.
Anyway, we stopped in. The shop is small, but has damn near a concert-grade PA system in there for music...and starts playing some Kuhblai Khan TX. Chunky, sludgy, awesome. I talk to the shop owner for a bit, and he's absolutely the kind of record store owner you love to strike up a conversation with. Also, his alphabetical order is absolutely immaculate. (If you find yourself in Salisbury, MD, check out Kaiju Records). Also found an album of Chrono Trigger piano arrangements, which came home with me.
Anyway, I've been listen to some Kublai Khan TX (so named because they got sued by another band named Kublai Khan from the 80s. No, I've never heard of them either. Apparently an early member of Megadeth was in it. That's why they tagged the "TX" to their name). The music isn't technical, but I appreciate it from a production standpoint. Hard to get something so low and sludgy to hit like that. Apparently they use seven string baritone guitars tuned down to F# (!!!).
That got me thinking in terms of sludgy percussive metal. So, I tuned to DADGAD and started playing. Once again, the week was full, so I ended up really getting the track done on Saturday morning. My main goals were to play around with time changes, going from standard to double time, and to also work with mixing in some different time signatures.
I hit my goals on Saturday, but the track didn't quite pass the Sunday Morning test. I still liked the song, but it didn't HIT. So, I spent some time researching just how to get metal to punch the way it does. It somewhat comes from how the kick drum is treated. So, I side chained the bass to the kick to duck it slightly, and then added some saturation to the kick at about 2k-5kHz, to accent the click. That really let the kick some though, and made the beat work. Also did some gain staging (a first), and really paid attention to my levels for a good mix. Spent Sunday working on it.
Ultimately, I'm pretty happy with this track. This is the first time I've mastered by hand, rather than using the mastering assistant, and I'm pretty happy with the results. As I was guessing in week 11, I've been over compressing the SHIT out of my tracks. The multiple tracks I'm using for drums have introduced some phasing issues, but that's a problem to solve for another week. Mix is maybe a little stuffy still, but I still overall like how it hits, which was my later goal.
I could have used another melodic theme for verse 2, but I was focused enough on other elements that I didn't have quite enough time for it. I didn't want the track to give up all its secrets too soon, though, so I played around with alternate rhythms and texture layering to keep interest. The early sections go back and forth between 5:4 and 4:4, while the end is full 5:4. I really like the end
I had thoughts of trying to do some Cookie Monster vocals, but....no. Went to my Sample Fodder folder for some movie clips. Samples are from Printed Poison, public domain. I've used some samples from this film before, but I keep coming back to it. Nothing like some pearl clutching moral panic films from the 50s and 60s.
*Frogcore? Yeah. There's like a million metal subgenres, and it gets a little exhausting. Kublai Khan is a sorta metalcore, a maybe beatdown. On the Discord, I said that I was doing melodic metalcore...or at least, metalcore as interpreted by a frog. Orange Drink chimed in with "f r o g c o r e". 100%, I am using that.
As jwh might say - HOLY CARPS, we're a quarter of the way through the year. Let's keep rolling, Weekly Beats family!
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