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It's almost the end of the year, so this is a half arse job
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Got praised for being good at an arcade game, I couldn't take the compliment so I said "that's because you suck at it"
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Accidentally took a champagne glass home, so now it's a funny souvenir
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On my latest Wikipedia vortex, I learnt the popular belief around John Harvey Kellogg's cereal invention was just a myth
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Unknowingly sat down in a fancy restaurant. Pretended to be a discerning customer by looking at the menu... then left
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Thank goddess I don't have to rap to my own lyrics, it can now be synthesised. What a time to be ALIVE
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Cobwebs, techno, hand embroidering, scary PS2 games and water
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It sounded way better in my head but it actually sounds like my time management skills
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Tried to speed run this song in an hr nek minnit it 1am, my back is sore and it's Monday T__T
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A certified hood classic ft. Lil Sound Dope G
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It's the late 90s and I'm blasting my unsolicited custom ringtones to the neighbours
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Going to bed at a blasphemous hour on a Sunday night
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The supermarket was flooding, so they called me.
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Someone let a nasty one rip in a crowded stairway today (hoped it wasn't the dude in front of me)
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You ever have those times where you outdo yourself at a party and in the back on your mind, know you should pace yourself?
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Any street lithium battery experts out there can recommend a charging module than can charge 4+ batteries?
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I got dissed for re-using my empty can of beer for water. I proudly exclaimed 'upcycling!' ... they didn't look impressed
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A sick chord progression to dance to with your nan. If your nan's not around, then grab someone else's nan at the local RSL
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I wanna pull all nighters like the good ol days, but I now I pass out by midnight and it makes me sad
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Calling all electronic musicians DJs till you make music and get called a DJ... Then realise the difference :')
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Playing all the explicit Playstation 1 games to relive my childhood but sucking at it
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Cleaning your ears with cotton buds is the best feeling EVER. Treat yourself today/tonight
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Trapping with the choir homies at church with a SP-404
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Getting interrupted mid bite in a Har Gow at Yum Cha by people tryna sell me Har Gow, Cheung Fun and Char Siu Bao...
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My cat makes funny trills every time you pat her
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This is what happens when you get filmed passing out at a gas station
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Trying to have a conversation on a dancefloor is the worst idea
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Classical breakcore is top notch, but fyi never trust a $5 SD Card reader to transfer your song on time....
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Game over countdown is happening... Will you continue?
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Back in moi day, we used to prank call via dial-up modem
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Cold water is just as cleansing as hot water
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Farting is the most fun someone can have without taking their wallet out
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I lost my 250+ day streak in Duolingo because I cannot commit
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Sticker slapped a random building at a breakcore party
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This is a 190bpm donk - listen at your own risk
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One day I'll dance like a bellend right next to the blaring speakers at a Teknival party
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If you think stepping on lego is painful, wait until you try stepping on a sea urchin..
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In dire need of sleep, but gonna sit here instead to think of a cool name for this song
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I found a cockroach egg behind my desk and I'm going to throw it over my balcony and hope it hits a hoon
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I accidentally touched a dirty sponge while washing my hands, now I feel gross. So I made a vaporwave song about it.
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Pinger pinger chicken dinner
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Volcano instant noodles are an infernal sin but they taste very good
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Making myself eat a high fibre diet because it's healthy
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