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By glittercritter
52 week
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Posted December 29, 2024 11:59 pm
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It's almost the end of the year, so this is a half arse job
By glittercritter
51 week
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Posted December 22, 2024 10:08 am
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Got praised for being good at an arcade game, I couldn't take the compliment so I said "that's because you suck at it"
By glittercritter
50 week
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Posted December 15, 2024 1:57 pm
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Accidentally took a champagne glass home, so now it's a funny souvenir
By glittercritter
49 week
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Posted December 8, 2024 11:53 am
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On my latest Wikipedia vortex, I learnt the popular belief around John Harvey Kellogg's cereal invention was just a myth
By glittercritter
48 week
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Posted November 30, 2024 1:48 pm
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Unknowingly sat down in a fancy restaurant. Pretended to be a discerning customer by looking at the menu... then left
By glittercritter
47 week
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Posted November 23, 2024 4:23 pm
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Thank goddess I don't have to rap to my own lyrics, it can now be synthesised. What a time to be ALIVE
By glittercritter
45 week
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Posted November 10, 2024 3:47 pm
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Cobwebs, techno, hand embroidering, scary PS2 games and water
By glittercritter
44 week
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Posted November 3, 2024 2:33 pm
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43 week
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Posted October 27, 2024 10:56 am
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It sounded way better in my head but it actually sounds like my time management skills
By glittercritter
42 week
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Posted October 20, 2024 1:50 pm
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Tried to speed run this song in an hr nek minnit it 1am, my back is sore and it's Monday T__T
By glittercritter
41 week
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Posted October 13, 2024 1:55 pm
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A certified hood classic ft. Lil Sound Dope G
By glittercritter
40 week
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Posted October 6, 2024 1:24 pm
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It's the late 90s and I'm blasting my unsolicited custom ringtones to the neighbours
By glittercritter
39 week
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Posted September 29, 2024 3:54 am
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Going to bed at a blasphemous hour on a Sunday night
By glittercritter
38 week
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Posted September 22, 2024 3:51 pm
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The supermarket was flooding, so they called me.
By glittercritter
37 week
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Posted September 15, 2024 1:30 am
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Someone let a nasty one rip in a crowded stairway today (hoped it wasn't the dude in front of me)
By glittercritter
36 week
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Posted September 8, 2024 4:58 pm
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You ever have those times where you outdo yourself at a party and in the back on your mind, know you should pace yourself?
By glittercritter
35 week
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Posted September 1, 2024 12:29 pm
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34 week
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Posted August 25, 2024 3:16 pm
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Any street lithium battery experts out there can recommend a charging module than can charge 4+ batteries?
By glittercritter
33 week
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Posted August 18, 2024 3:28 pm
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I got dissed for re-using my empty can of beer for water. I proudly exclaimed 'upcycling!' ... they didn't look impressed
By glittercritter
32 week
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Posted August 11, 2024 2:17 pm
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A sick chord progression to dance to with your nan. If your nan's not around, then grab someone else's nan at the local RSL
By glittercritter
31 week
7 comments
Posted August 4, 2024 1:20 am
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I wanna pull all nighters like the good ol days, but I now I pass out by midnight and it makes me sad
By glittercritter
30 week
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Posted July 28, 2024 1:16 pm
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29 week
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Posted July 21, 2024 11:18 am
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Calling all electronic musicians DJs till you make music and get called a DJ... Then realise the difference :')
By glittercritter
28 week
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Posted July 13, 2024 9:32 am
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Playing all the explicit Playstation 1 games to relive my childhood but sucking at it
By glittercritter
27 week
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Posted July 7, 2024 8:44 am
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Cleaning your ears with cotton buds is the best feeling EVER. Treat yourself today/tonight
By glittercritter
26 week
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Posted June 30, 2024 3:02 pm
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Trapping with the choir homies at church with a SP-404
By glittercritter
25 week
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Posted June 22, 2024 2:12 pm
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Getting interrupted mid bite in a Har Gow at Yum Cha by people tryna sell me Har Gow, Cheung Fun and Char Siu Bao...
By glittercritter
24 week
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Posted June 16, 2024 1:02 pm
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My cat makes funny trills every time you pat her
By glittercritter
23 week
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Posted June 9, 2024 5:14 pm
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This is what happens when you get filmed passing out at a gas station
By glittercritter
22 week
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Posted June 2, 2024 2:27 pm
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21 week
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Posted May 26, 2024 2:10 pm
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Trying to have a conversation on a dancefloor is the worst idea
By glittercritter
20 week
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Posted May 19, 2024 12:35 pm
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Classical breakcore is top notch, but fyi never trust a $5 SD Card reader to transfer your song on time....
By glittercritter
19 week
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Posted May 12, 2024 2:57 pm
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Game over countdown is happening... Will you continue?
By glittercritter
17 week
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Posted April 28, 2024 1:29 pm
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Back in moi day, we used to prank call via dial-up modem
By glittercritter
16 week
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Posted April 21, 2024 2:14 pm
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Posted April 14, 2024 10:26 am
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Cold water is just as cleansing as hot water
By glittercritter
13 week
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Posted March 31, 2024 3:05 pm
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Farting is the most fun someone can have without taking their wallet out
By glittercritter
12 week
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Posted March 24, 2024 1:48 pm
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I lost my 250+ day streak in Duolingo because I cannot commit
By glittercritter
11 week
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Posted March 17, 2024 12:00 pm
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Sticker slapped a random building at a breakcore party
By glittercritter
10 week
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Posted March 10, 2024 1:45 pm
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This is a 190bpm donk - listen at your own risk
By glittercritter
9 week
4 comments
Posted March 3, 2024 12:03 pm
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One day I'll dance like a bellend right next to the blaring speakers at a Teknival party
By glittercritter
8 week
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Posted February 25, 2024 12:11 pm
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If you think stepping on lego is painful, wait until you try stepping on a sea urchin..
By glittercritter
7 week
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Posted February 18, 2024 12:55 pm
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In dire need of sleep, but gonna sit here instead to think of a cool name for this song
By glittercritter
6 week
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Posted February 11, 2024 12:48 pm
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I found a cockroach egg behind my desk and I'm going to throw it over my balcony and hope it hits a hoon
By glittercritter
5 week
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Posted February 4, 2024 11:37 pm
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I accidentally touched a dirty sponge while washing my hands, now I feel gross. So I made a vaporwave song about it.
By glittercritter
4 week
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Posted January 27, 2024 12:15 pm
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Pinger pinger chicken dinner
By glittercritter
3 week
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Posted January 21, 2024 4:55 am
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Volcano instant noodles are an infernal sin but they taste very good
By glittercritter
2 week
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Posted January 13, 2024 9:39 am
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Making myself eat a high fibre diet because it's healthy
By glittercritter
1 week
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Posted January 4, 2024 5:14 am