I Stand a Goopy Man (text-to-speech poem)
By Sir Bunting on December 6, 2020 8:06 pm
I stand a goopy man, by the greatest poet of all time.
OK here we go.
I stand a goopy man.
I got goop running down my pants.
Goop on my face, in my hair.
as I live in and breathe the goopy air.
Goop in the deep, in my thoughts.
I am speckled with unsightly blots.
A discolored man, goop in my blood.
All cuz of goop, my life is loss.
But I learned that's what it's all about.
You gotta be proud of your goop somehow.
A goopy man, my heart is fractured.
I'm smothered and slathered.
And a hazard to others because I look so haggard.
With goo in my hair, goo on my hands.
Doesn't matter to others who I really am.
All they see is the goop, they call me uncouth.
I'm plastered in what makes me different from you.
But I learned that's what it's all about.
You gotta be proud of your goop somehow.
Crusty arms and dripping legs.
I leave a trail of mucus every day.
That shows my successes and mistakes.
And every time I went astray.
It bubbles up, my smelly tar.
As my heart inside me burns like a star.
It makes me stinky when I try hard.
Is it naivete, or is my heart on fire.
But I learned that's what it's all about.
You gotta be proud of your goop somehow.
I retrace the steps I've taken.
Without the goop I wasn't myself.
Slime drips as I awaken.
Without the goop, I lived for somebody else.
I hid from goop.
Afraid of the truth.
Shunned by myself when I wasn't clean.
But my body needs a bubbly, goopy gleam.
Oh I learned that's what it's all about.
You gotta be proud of your goop somehow.
Now I know the truth.
I am a goopy man through and through.
Do what I can. That is enough for me.
because it's my goopy man storee.
They may cry, but.
nobody will escape the goop.
Maybe then they will discover too late.
how much goop awaits.
Oh I learned that's what it's all about.
I learned.
You gotta.
goop.
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