$ say -v Zaravox "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have reached 300,000 feet. Please remove your seatbelts and all of your clothes. In the event of a reactor meltdown, proceed to the nearest exit. As a reminder, the nearest exit may be best reached by tentacle as indicated on the safety information hologram. In the event of a hull breach, please ensure the oxygen mask of the collective is secured before thinking of yourself. Due to malfunctions in the worm gear, our percieved flight time will be approximately 2 hours, or between two and seven million years at your final destination as governed by the laws of relativity. If you are traveling to earth, the surface temperature is currently 200 degrees and the solar radiation index is seven. Please sit back and enjoy your flight with starwest airlines." -o ~/Downloads/pilot4.aiff