This was fun. I took some joy in the fact that it's happy and not mad.
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Dating App Mishap
Verse
Your love life begins
At the keyboard and the trends
Keep your red flags under cover
Even living with your mother
And the photo you’re providing
Is there anything you’re hiding?
Enhance the color and the waist
Now your crazy gets to play
Chorus
That dating app can show
Many things that you don’t know about your self
If you read between the lines
There are hidden gems to find about someone else
Doing the dating app mishap
You signed up for the dating app mishap
Verse
When you finally meet your match
You gotta wonder what’s the catch
At some point you discover
That book’s not like it’s cover
The next move that you make
Is it real or is it fake?
Do we go another round
Or gaslight without a sound
Chorus
That dating app can show
Many things that you don’t know about your self
If you read between the lines
There are hidden gems to find about someone else
Doing the dating app mishap
You signed up for the dating app mishap
Verse
Now you think you’ve found the one
Starting to have a little fun
Don’t be surprised if you find
He stole your heart and robbed you blind
Swipe right past all the bad
Update the preferences you had
Your profile, it’s still you
But you can be brand new
Chorus
That dating app can show
Many things that you don’t know about your self
If you read between the lines
There are hidden gems to find about someone else
Doing the dating app mishap
You signed up for the dating app mishap
