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Don't Touch My Pepperonis

By jegasus on October 13, 2024 10:05 pm


Howdy, music peeps!!!
Hope y'all had a great week! Were you able to go to that thing you said you wanted to go to? That sounded nice.
First of all, thank you so so much for the incredibly kind comments on my last submission. I have so much fun making those comedy raps, but they take A LOT out of me for some reason (even though I feel like I've rewritten basically the same song almost three times by this point, hahahaha)
I definitely want to do at least one more comedy rap before the year ends, but I don't know when exactly that'll happen.

So, after making that goofy ass song, I felt a little depleted musically and didn't find much inspiration anywhere. I started two or three little projects that didn't really go anywhere beyond a tiny little loop or a cool sound. And then, I made this bass line which felt super fun and I started building on top of it, having lots of fun with the percussive elements.
I was sitting on the living room couch and messing around with the tune while my wife was watching something on TV  - she is a saint for putting up with my music making during TV time, hahahahaha... Anyways, I had most of the elements already going and she started singing "Nipple" along with the beat. I thought it was kinda funny, so I sampled her doing the same thing and used it to make some cool silly vocal chops.
We then discussed what the name of the song should be and we came up with "Don't Touch My Pepperonis". Makes total sense, right?
After I added her vocals to the track and rendered the song, I felt that there was still something missing... And then it hit me: the title of the song would fit perfectly to the beat! So I sampled myself saying the line a couple of times and chopped it up.
This started out as a SUPER DUPER low effort tune and turned out as one of the things I most laughed while making.

By the way, my apologies about the mixing. I just listened to the final render while walking my dog and noticed that there are two voices that are WAAAAYYYY too loud (the saw wave that comes in at the halfway mark and my vocal samples). Sorry y'all, it seems like I still haven't been able to get a grip on how to master my tracks appropriately.

As a side note, I guess I was a little envious of folks like jwh & emily and Paisleyfrog who get to collaborate musically with their partners, so I wanted to enter the exclusive couples-making-music-for-weekly-beats group. Does this count? I sure think it does! Hahaahahahaha....

Anyways, take care of each other out there, folks! Looking forward to listening to what you've cooked up this week!!!

WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!! JUST ELEVEN MORE WEEKS!!!

Peace, y'all!!!!

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Just no notes, perfect. The description is just as funny as the track. 😂

Dude I expected greatness and hilarity, but the minute it started, BOOOOP. absolutely shreds around 1:20 too. One of the best

Dude, this is amazing. Bassline is great. The rhythmic interplay with the vocal chops and the instruments is great. The synth line absolutely rips.

Nipple.

Nipple.

DON'T TOUCH MAH PEPPERONIS.

Nipple.

I'm gonna be giggling all night. Great track.

(So, welcome to the club. I'll be sending you a pamphlet and membership card by the end of the month. Don't be late with the club dues.)

[STANDING OVATION]

This gives me a little bit of a Ween vibe with its infectious silliness.  You've also reminded me of a track I recorded ages ago on my trusty old 4-track and had forgotten about.  I'd gotten a sample off The Jerry Springer Show or some other trashy show like that where someone was talking about nipple clamps and it was just so ridiculous, I couldn't help but loop it.

Hahaha! This cracks me up so much! Thanks for the peek into your relationship... such open communication! Great bass and your lead after the vocals finish is f'ing amazing. Super fun listen!

The vocals already had me and then this gif just made the groove make sense even more tongue  This kinda reminded me of the Bloodhound Gang smile  The claps at the end yais!  Thank you for this much needed fun track smile

love that sliding synth line. This is a masterpiece. A reminder you don't have to wordsmith a song for it to be a banger.

hahaha this definitely counts!!

Paisleyfrog wrote:


(So, welcome to the club. I'll be sending you a pamphlet and membership card by the end of the month. Don't be late with the club dues.)

LOL

look buddy, no one is judging your pepporonis but now i am SO PIZZA HUNGRY

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." -Groucho Marx

that said this is a delight

I have a sudden urge to touch your pepperonis. What can I say, blame it on the boogie.
- Spider

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