Volcano instant noodles are an infernal sin but they taste very good
By glittercritter
Trying to have a conversation on a dancefloor is the worst idea
By glittercritter
This is a 190bpm donk - listen at your own risk
By glittercritter
Sticker slapped a random building at a breakcore party
By glittercritter
Pinger pinger chicken dinner
By glittercritter
One day I'll dance like a bellend right next to the blaring speakers at a Teknival party
By glittercritter
Making myself eat a high fibre diet because it's healthy
By glittercritter
In dire need of sleep, but gonna sit here instead to think of a cool name for this song
By glittercritter
If you think stepping on lego is painful, wait until you try stepping on a sea urchin..
By glittercritter
I lost my 250+ day streak in Duolingo because I cannot commit
By glittercritter
I found a cockroach egg behind my desk and I'm going to throw it over my balcony and hope it hits a hoon
By glittercritter
I accidentally touched a dirty sponge while washing my hands, now I feel gross. So I made a vaporwave song about it.
By glittercritter
Game over countdown is happening... Will you continue?
By glittercritter
Farting is the most fun someone can have without taking their wallet out
By glittercritter
Cold water is just as cleansing as hot water
By glittercritter
Classical breakcore is top notch, but fyi never trust a $5 SD Card reader to transfer your song on time....
By glittercritter
Back in moi day, we used to prank call via dial-up modem
By glittercritter