I want to be E-dub (my name is Edmund Wayne, or EW, or E-Dub for short).

I missed last week.  I just couldn't bring myself to write anything.  But I was back at it this week.  C'est la vie.

Interesting. I usually work out chord progressions first and instrument/vocal melodies after. I guess when I do it that way, I'm likely to at least make an effort to choose somewhat unique chord progressions. I find that when I write the melody first, I often discover that the best matching chords turn out to be something either really basic like d-g-a or something overused like the Pachalbel Canon progression.

Before you start throwing eff words around, you might consider actually learning the grammatical rules of your native language. Because you're wrong. It doesn't say "he" which would use the third person singular conjugation of the verb "have" which is "has." It says "I" which requires the first person singular conjugation "have."

I have.
You have.
He/she/it has.

Even if you were right (which you aren't), you don't have to be an ass.

I would've gone with "ain't yet".

I'm a folk, rock, country guy.

I use Audacity sometimes when I don't feel like loading up my complete DAW.  With VST support, it's actually pretty powerful.