Trump Addiction
By SteveSkiano on November 3, 2024 5:44 pm
I confess, far to much of my mental bandwidth has been used up by politics. I can't wait until it's over. The song is modeled off of Lazy Sunday by The Lonely Island.
Lyrics:
Two more days till the election of our lifetime
I’m mostly worried bout how I’ll spend my time.
(What do you do now) I’m just glued to the news
Till I get to see my orange man acting like a tool
Some people love to watch people falling over
Or videos of white ladies losing composure
To me the most incredible high that I can get
Is old Donny yelling “they are eating all our pets!”
I got the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, can’t watch nothing else
I got the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, can’t entertain myself.
It’s just like a drug cuz I can’t get enough
I wanna hear bout armies of psychos and thugs (where?)
Pouring through the border murdering thousands
Hannibal Lectors breaking into houses
If he stops giving speeches, I know I’ll be lost
I love a concept of a plan to lower the cost of
Gas, and groceries, and tic tacs and wine, (uh)
(But how?) He’ll Tariff the FUCK out of China!
I got the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, can’t watch nothing else
I got the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, can’t entertain myself.
It’s coming so soon, The future’s lookin dismal for
Seth Myers, John Oliver, and Jimmy Kimmel
We’ll never again get to see him to his jerk dance
Dressed as a trash man with shit in his pants
After the 5th I don’t know what I’ll do
Oh right, still got another month or two
Seeing an old racist man saying “I’m not a Nazi”
Got me laughing while rolling on the floor like Yahtzee
I got the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, can’t watch nothing else
I got the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, the Trump addiction, can’t entertain myself.
Everybody do the weave, do the weave, do the weave, like you’re workin at McDonald’s
Weave, do the weave, do the weave, like your workin at McDonald’s
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