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Those damned squirrels

By shaike on April 18, 2026 6:10 pm

They chewed through the cables (my internet). Now I have to play offline.
80's Eurovision version for some reason? idk



Look what the squirrels have done to me
Look what those cretins have done
They chewed through the cables (my internet!)
Before my weekly beat’s done

Now I have to play offline
Now I have to sing
I’m playing into ableton
Then a cafe for uploading

And if you see me dreaming of kicking a squirrel
Then please dont say it my dog loves that word
And if she hears me singing she’ll fuhreak out
And the doorbell’s ringing; tech help me now

You need to make a video with outragous dancing and insane outfit to match the Eurovision vibes!

Lyrics had me laughing for sure, such serious delivery too haha

This is so much fun. And if it helps any, I've seen a fox run through my yard with a squirrel in its mouth twice in the past week.

Dustsucker wrote:

You need to make a video with outragous dancing and insane outfit to match the Eurovision vibes!

Lyrics had me laughing for sure, such serious delivery too haha


god you're SO right! Honestly, might have to do that, it would be hilarious!
I was inspired by Tommy Cash playing Espresso Macchiato at Eurovision and I was like "oh I can really just sing anything and it would go in Eurovision just fine"
Although he is funnier than me, I think big_smile

deeckzeven wrote:

This is so much fun. And if it helps any, I've seen a fox run through my yard with a squirrel in its mouth twice in the past week.


I'm going to be honest... This did make me feel better xD
I love foxes, so good to hear they're getting lunch heart
The squirrels in my neighborhood are so loud. They're always screaming at me! I thought they were singing birds at first, but nope!

I just think they also needed to upload their WeeklyBeats.
- Spider

DESLRV wrote:

I just think they also needed to upload their WeeklyBeats.
- Spider

The Squirrels have a right to make their own diss track 😂

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