Those damned squirrels
By shaike on April 18, 2026 6:10 pm
They chewed through the cables (my internet). Now I have to play offline.
80's Eurovision version for some reason? idk
Look what the squirrels have done to me
Look what those cretins have done
They chewed through the cables (my internet!)
Before my weekly beat’s done
Now I have to play offline
Now I have to sing
I’m playing into ableton
Then a cafe for uploading
And if you see me dreaming of kicking a squirrel
Then please dont say it my dog loves that word
And if she hears me singing she’ll fuhreak out
And the doorbell’s ringing; tech help me now
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