Burglarized
By orangedrink on December 7, 2018 11:01 am
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I'm not 100% sure if my voice sounds good on this, but whatever! Mixing and evaluating rap vocals is really tough. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is a story of a burglary. This is supposed to reflect the panic and shock of what it must feel like to be burglarized. I tried to put in a little "plot twist" at the end. The characters track their stolen laptop and are shocked by the location. I don't know if I clearly communicated the "laptop tracking" is so few lines, did I? You can either interpret it as the neighbors committed the crime OR the criminals are currently robbing the neighbors too!
All music from the OP-1, tried to make it sound like your stomach sinking as you realize what's happened.
Lyrics:
So, I don’t remember the joke but I remember the laugh
that got cut short - opened the door and saw glass
on the floor. Wait, did something break? Is this fake?
I thought you locked the door, yeah, we locked the door so wait
If the door wasn’t locked then it would have just been open
The door must have been locked, right? and that’s why it was broken
So call the police, don’t touch anything - What is that?
Is that blood?? Oh my god! Where’s the dog? Where’s the cat?
Look under the desk, the sofa bed - check the back yard
What did they take? Where’s your passport and credit card?
Why did they do this to us, what did we do wrong?
This place is a mess, look at your desk, the computer’s gone!!
If they take the laptop online, can we track it?
One location found; it’s not our house, hey, I have it!
I blink in disbelief and i take a seat.
The address is across the street.
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Reading the comments I am glad to learn it is not based on a true story