666Mas
By Nyarlos on December 25, 2022 9:20 pm
Im quite bah humbug, so despite wanting you all to have a merry xmas, I did want to go the offensive humour Christmas carol.
Used my xmas present to myself, a 1987 Marshall JCM800, the real deal vintage classic amp, as well as a gift from a good friend, the Bogner Uberschall Pedal that was an awesome surprise.
Lyrics:
Hail Santa, Burn the tree down,
Smash the presents into pieces,
Kill the reindeer, make them suffer,
666Mas every year,
Hail Santa, force fed baubles,
That's not snow its nuclear fallout,
Crush the elves, drink their blood,
66Mas every year,
666Mas
Destroy Dasher,
Murder Dancer,
You won't like what I did to Prancer
Vixen, Comet, Donner, Cupid,
I killed them cause they're fucking stupid,
Grabbed hold of Rudolph,
Ripped his fucking horns off,
Used his nose to light the way to hell,
Mrs Clause is making biscuits,
From the corpses of her victims,
Elf on a Shelf?
No, a Corpse on your Porch
666Mas
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CC Attribution Noncommercial (BY-NC)
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