CRUNCH
By Judgement Act on July 1, 2022 3:55 pm
When you need those rocks CRUNCHED, call on CRUNCH, for all your MINERAL EXTRACTION NEEDS. Using our state of the art mobile extraction facilities, we can set up shop in any precious metals field in the system within THREE WEEKS and begin sending that sweet sweet ORE straight to your DOOR. Don't feel like smelting your own rocks? NO WORRIES! With our CRUNCH AND SMUNCH end-to-end service, we will MINE THE ORE, REFINE THE ORE, and MELT THE ORE into whatever kind of ingot TAKES YOUR FANCY. Access CRUNCH.ME on your terminal for a quote today!
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