Returned for Refund
By Jim Wood on November 2, 2018 11:15 pm
Recounting the tale of an Amazon return and a negative product review. Shortly after, I received an e-mail from "Vnsvtzhptty Mjyzpsc" (I'm not making this up!). Part of the message inspired this song, as sung by AlterEgo's Marie Ork:
Our company have check
all items
again at once
to avoid the similar
situation happening again
The e-mail ended with an offer of a gift card if I would remove my negative review.
Audio works licensed by author under:
CC Attribution Noncommercial No Derivative Works (BY-NC-ND)