Hi everyone, this is my first weekly beats submission ever! I made this track entirely on the M8. I made the main parts of the beat a few days ago and competed them today on a plane ride. Then I noticed I could turn it into a little boom-bap rap and have some fun with it, so I wrote some really crappy lyrics and recorded them on my cell phone and then onto the M8.
Yes, I know I can't rap. It just felt like it would be funny and I honestly ended up cracking myself up quite a bit with this one.
Anyways, I hope y'all will enjoy! I'll likely post the M8 bundle to this in the Dirtywave discord group within the next week.
‹ Lyrics
So listen up,
Open your ears real wide,
Cause what's about to happen
Is super fucking tight,
Jegasus is stepping up
And he's grabbing the mic,
So hold onto your butts
As he unleashes all his might
You've never really seen
Another situation
That matches his level
Of self deprecation
He's just a nerdy immigrant
Who's attempting,
To rap more than he should,
Which is actually nothing
It's an awkward fucking scene,
Cause he can't really sing,
But the most important thing
Is that he's music-making,
He's his own main audience
He thinks his shit's dope
But he knows his strengths,
And they ain't rapping, nope
We've had a real good time
Talking In the third person
But it's about time
I addressed you directly, son
Yeah it's me jegasus
Who'd you think, mother fucker
As great as Toys-R-Us
And your local fucking Block Buster
And now watch your feet
And don't trip on my beats
Yeah they sound pretty neat,
But they're mostly cheap bleeps
I ain't got a lot of time
So let's keep this sweet
I'll just slap your little ass
And kiss you on your cheek
Our time's been fun,
But coming to an end
I need to wrap this up
And send it in
Hoping someone says
They had so much fun
And that my beat's so good
It made 'em cum