Thank you for the incredibly kind comments last week! This is now my second submission to Weekly Beats ever!!! Let's see if I can keep this up throughout the year!
I decided to go in a similar direction this time with the whole rap comedy thing, but the beat I made for this one was MUCH less interesting. Still fun, but thrown together at the last minute and obviously playing second fiddle to the lyrics, on which I spent most of my time. Not that the lyrics are great or that the vocal performance is stellar, but definitely more involved than the little beat.
Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy this nonsense I'm making. I think I'm going to try to keep up this kind of rap-diary style for however long I can keep it up.
Excited to see what everyone else made!
‹ Lyrics
jegasus kicking off
With the biggest cliché
Say my name at the top
Got nothing else to say
I spent three days
On the company bill
Wine and dining in DC
Next to Capitol Hill
Transportation Research
Board, TRB
More sessions and tubes
Than anyone could ever see
Connecting with colleagues
Making new LinkedIn friends
Shaking hands with the money
Cause the rat race never ends
Weird as fuck to be in DC
With no snow at all
New summer sponsored
By BP Oil
Oh shit he got political
Global warming
Yeah you're right mother fucker
I'm super fucking boring
Writing raps on the plane
On my way back home
Watchin' Harry Potter
And the Sorcerer's Stone
Daniel Radcliffe bitch
He's the upcoming GOAT
Started off as a wizard
Then a corpse motor boat
Yeah these rhymes are kinda shit
Tell me what I don't know
But I hope the beat I throw together
Will make it all flow smooth
Talking bout smooth flowing
Let me tell you all about
My super fat shits
They so righteous they devout
Not once not twice
But thrice a day God damn
I'm not bragging but it feels
My butt's a chocolate factory, fam
Holy fuck I can't stop
So much inspiration
Wanna talk about my shits
Causing indignation
In my wife 'cause you see
She's rightfully
Upset when I rap
Indiscriminately
About gross shit like
My poo and pee
But what can I do
I'm so sorry B
When inspiration hits
You just gotta ride the wave
Yeah even when it's brown
Full of corn and named Dave
Why would a fecal tidal
Have a stupid name like that
I don't know but I'm just tryin'
To fit the metric which is whack
Never done before
Rap Comedy
With heavy quotation marks
Around the R and the C
I think it's time to go
See you next fucking week
In the upcoming submission
Of my Weekly Beats
Toodle-o-o mutha fuckas
Catch you on the flip side
Pointless cussing suck my dick
Cunt uncle fucker bye