Let the Left One Out
By Cosmic Cairns on February 29, 2024 5:44 pm
I was scrolling through my notes where I jot down random ideas when I came upon the phrase Let the Left One Out. I vaguely remember writing this down as a play on the title of the vampire movie Let the Right One In. I found this mildly amusing and was going to move on but something about it stuck with me and I came up with a little story about two prisoners.
*Edit* - I only just now realized I rhymed the word "out" with "out" in the last verse. Oops. But oh well. I guess there aren't any ironclad laws about lyrics at the end of the day.
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The guards said they were confused
By an elaborate ruse
I guess that I can't refuse
To hear the story out
Two prisoners kept out of sight
In mirror image cells locked up airtight
One on the left one on the right
Accused of high crimes
It's a sign of the times
Each prisoner says they're our guy
And that the other one lies
Can't you see that guy's a spy?
I'll need some proof
To know who tells the truth
The right one says "Hey man, that's great
I've got all the current codes
And you know I went to high school
With the Captain's cousin Joe
So let me out."
The left one's codes were all wrong
He shrugged and let out a yawn
Said "By the way the Captain's cousin's named John
My codes are just old
Been out in the cold for so long."
The left one's story checked out
Made the call to let him out
Learned he was our long missing scout
And he'd brought back news...
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