How Do They Know the Ferret Has Tinnitus?
By Cosmic Cairns on April 11, 2026 6:24 pm
I was reading an article semi-recently and it mentioned that ferrets were the only animals other than humans that got tinnitus. It didn't really elaborate much more on that, but it made me wonder how they know that a ferret gets tinnitus. I'm sure it probably has something to do with ear structures or something like that, but the article itself talked about how tinnitus is a completely subjective experience. That kind of got me thinking about how so many of our experiences are really subjective and it seemed like a fun/interesting thing to write a song about.
On a side note I have a bit of tinnitus myself. I think it's a fairly mild case as I can usually tune it out, but it's definitely not super awesome. Sometimes in really quiet rooms my ears will just start ringing loudly and every once in a while it makes it hard to go to sleep. I probably spend too much time listening to headphones and I certainly went to a few really loud rock concerts in my day. Maybe ferrets are super into rocking out???
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We don't really know if the colors we see are the same
Even though we mostly can agree upon their names
I don't know if ants have souls or if a fish can dream
Or if the people that I meet are really what they seem
If we only can perceive what's going on inside us
I wonder how do they know the ferret has tinnitus?
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