SAD (Small Ass Dick): A Fanfare for the Common Man
By Chrisfoo on December 27, 2020 11:43 pm
I really wanted to make something powerful and artistic for my last week but I feel like I needed to make some weird goofy shit with where I'm at in life right now. Hope you enjoy.
I also want to thank you guys for welcoming me into the WB community this year, it was such an awesome experience. I definitely learned a ton from you guys and enjoyed listening to your music. I will be back for 2022 for sure. If anyone wants to stay in touch feel free to add me on Instagram under Fuwl_Musician.
See you guys in a year!
Lyrics:
They call me inches, yeah a couple indeed
So better bust out them glasses that you’ve been needing to read
To view this Jr whopper, yeah this little show stopper
Waiting for a growth spurt like I’ve got something in the hopper
But it’s all that I got, and shit I know my limitations
Underwhelming at best during normal operations
Think about it like sample sized, just a sip
Hopin I got you fooled when I tell you its “just the tip”
Baby i know what you want, but I can’t give it to you
Yeah you say its not enough, not enough to thrill you
Yo I couldn't get it hard I couldn't get it fo a minute
Shit I could t even keeps it up while I was all up in it
Cus my dick its really small, my dick it was kinda lazy
Shit was making me mad, but it wasn’t driving her crazy
So I told her I was ragging yeah you know how it go
I run with big booty bitches but I ain’t hittin’ it though
Cus yeah you know I couldn’t, not even if I wanted
Because my shit is haunted....ya know?
I wish my dick was big and fat I wish it wasn't so thin
I’d wish yo girl a happy girthday when I'm sticking it in
But I ain’t packing a Folgers can, I’m packing a needle
It’s always daring too bust it out like Evel Knievel
Like what if she doesn’t like it? What if she can’t feel it?
What if I pull that shit out and shit, she can’t even see it?
You know I’m hung like a thread, yeah I’m hung like a string
And if I curled that shit up then Id be hung like a spring
Baby i know what you want, but I can’t give it to you
Yeah you say its not enough, not enough to thrill you
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