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SAD (Small Ass Dick): A Fanfare for the Common Man

By Chrisfoo on December 27, 2020 11:43 pm

I really wanted to make something powerful and artistic for my last week but I feel like I needed to make some weird goofy shit with where I'm at in life right now.  Hope you enjoy.

I also want to thank you guys for welcoming me into the WB community this year, it was such an awesome experience.  I definitely learned a ton from you guys and enjoyed listening to your music.  I will be back for 2022 for sure.  If anyone wants to stay in touch feel free to add me on Instagram under Fuwl_Musician. 

See you guys in a year!


Lyrics:

They call me inches, yeah a couple indeed
So better bust out them glasses that you’ve been needing to read
To view this Jr whopper, yeah this little show stopper
Waiting for a growth spurt like I’ve got something in the hopper
But it’s all that I got, and shit I know my limitations
Underwhelming at best during normal operations
Think about it like sample sized, just a sip
Hopin I got you fooled when I tell you its “just the tip”

Baby i know what you want, but I can’t give it to you
Yeah you say its not enough, not enough to thrill you 

Yo I couldn't get it hard I couldn't get it fo a minute
Shit I could t even keeps it up while I was all up in it
Cus my dick its really small, my dick it was kinda lazy
Shit was making me mad, but it wasn’t driving her crazy
So I told her I was ragging yeah you know how it go
I run with big booty bitches but I ain’t hittin’ it though
Cus yeah you know I couldn’t, not even if I wanted
Because my shit is haunted....ya know?

I wish my dick was big and fat I wish it wasn't so thin
I’d  wish yo girl a happy girthday when I'm sticking it in
But I ain’t packing a Folgers can, I’m packing a needle
It’s always daring too bust it out like Evel Knievel
Like what if she doesn’t like it? What if she can’t feel it?
What if I pull that shit out and shit, she can’t even see it?
You know I’m hung like a thread, yeah I’m hung like a string
And if I curled that shit up then Id be hung like a spring 

Baby i know what you want, but I can’t give it to you
Yeah you say its not enough, not enough to thrill you 

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December 28, 2020 1:53 am

Oh man this track is EPIC. I love what you did there, between the hip hop vocals and the techno vibe. I think it's my favorite of your tracks this year!

December 28, 2020 6:26 pm

Congratulations for all the tracks! Very fun closure track. Love the abuse of autotune.

December 28, 2020 7:58 pm

LOL.  Gotta love the weird goofy stuff and also you've got to go where the muse takes you.  It was awesome to hear your stuff this year.  Good luck going forward.  I haven't given in and gotten an instagram account yet, but hopefully I can keep tabs on your work and see you back here in 2022.

December 31, 2020 4:45 am

haha! Fun. Great to hear you this year, will look out for your music!

December 31, 2020 11:31 pm

Lmao the spring sample!!!!!! Oh my god what. Great job Lol. I also love the breakdown toward the end. This is a jam.

January 1, 2021 12:24 pm

This song is wicked, well done my man.

Sometimes it's not the size that counts.

January 1, 2021 6:31 pm

Haha this was a nice changeup from your previous epic tracks.  The pace of the track is really catchy.  The lyrics hilarious lol.  The buildup towards the last chorus is awesome too.  High five!  It's been a fun ride listening to your tracks this year.  I look forward to hearing more from ya and hope you have a happy new year!

January 12, 2021 5:32 pm

Absolute banger. The track itself is so well done and the lyrics are hilarious. You did such a good job this year. Thanks a lot for everything, I appreciate all the comments you left me over the year. It was fun as hell to do that remix too. Enjoy the year off!

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