I didn't know weekly beats was starting on the 29th but that's okay because I wrote this song on the 31st as the bonus track for my new EP (which coincidentally has 2 weekly beats from 2018 (here and here))
after the downer christmas song I made for 2018 I thought it would be more fun to make a joke song
the original intent was to make it like a stealthy kind of chord progression (James Bond, Perry the Platypus theme song) but somehow it turned into this
I've never double-tracked acoustic guitars so I thought I'd give that a try, too
I wrecked my voice singing this last night, guess I'll never be able to join metallica
‹ lyrics written by hags (Find Your Way)
It's Christmas Eve and it's time for bed
Sugar plum fairies hold a rave in your head
Santa begins his trans-Atlantic flight
You lay your kid's heads down for the night
They leave a tall glass of milk for St. Nick
A batch of cookies too, will do just the trick
But more important than the lights on the tree
Is leaving the bathroom with enough TP
Every good little girl and little boy
Waits for Christmas morning to open their toys
Santa doesn't just leave gifts under the tree,
He leaves a jolly Yule Log in the toilet with glee!
All the kids and parents all across the world
Wake up in the morning with their noses curled
We've all now learned Santa's diet just ain't right
And the morning after is quite the sight
A whole night traveling the world goes on
That magic sleigh has no built in John
Every so often Santa drops down the hole
And realizes that it's time to leave some coal
Santa's dropping in, in more ways than one
Like his sack of toys, his logs weigh a ton
Blitzen, Comet, and Cupid can shit on the floor
But jolly St. Nick needs a little bit more
Every good little girl and little boy
Waits for Christmas morning to open their toys
Santa doesn't just leave gifts under the tree,
He leaves a jolly Yule Log in the toilet with glee!
So if Santa picks your house to drop off his package
You'll be pawning gifts to pay to clear out the backage
Need to renovate to stop future clogs
'Cause next Christmas Santa returns with fresh, jolly, Yule Logs
