Headless Mario
By shamboz on September 26, 2020 9:44 pm
We're gonna release the full version of this tune very soon on the first SHAMBOLIX release.
“I was a famous music producer. But the haters and tattletales said the sub-bass was too mainstream. Too suburban. Too Buzzcutronica. My mom started calling me ‘Dubstep Mario.’ Ever since, there’s been a habit of me surfing the internet and scaring people. I became a person on drugs. People started calling me ‘Junkie Mario.’ That’s how it was for awhile. I was scared every day. I joined dangerous gangs and I got my head chopped off. My assailant started calling me ‘Headless Mario.’ My friends weren’t too excited about my new look. They thought it was weird. But one girl told me: ‘It’s smart. You changed it up.’ We’ve been together now eleven years.”
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