Tuesday night, pizza night
my favorite day of the week
So psyched for supper
st-stutterin’ slurrin’ when I speak
Hunger calls so I call the pizza man
suppose I might have been tricky to understand
my speech was garbled, unintelligible at best
but they took my order, didn’t ask any quest
-ions, I said thanks a lot, hey I can’t wait!
when they dropped it off, I realized my mistake

He brought a weird pizza
it smelled a bit funny
I got a weird pizza
but I spent all this money
It was a weird pizza
What was I supposed to say?
It was a weird pizza
And I ate it anyway

Immediate regret sank -
in, was sinkin’ deep
I can’t describe the stank,
the stink of the cheese,
what could it be?
Could this be IT for me?
Are these mushrooms or apricots?
It’s tough to see
Whats this dust on the crust?
This indescribable mush?
Why did the pizza guy betray my trust?
could not decide where I should begin
only one way to find out so I dove in

to the weird pizza
it looked a little “off”
I bought a weird pizza
I’m not one to scoff
It was a weird pizza
but I digress
It was a weird pizza
I ate it regardless

it looked like trash
it smelled like feet
I took a big bite
cuz I’m not a picky Pete
I swear the crust had bark
but it was not wood
even weird pizza is still pretty good

It was a weird pizza
but it passed the test
It was a weird pizza
Just don’t smell my breath!
It was a weird pizza
I’ll share it with friends
It was a weird pizza
And I’d get it again

Tags: lgpt, pizza, sam mulligan, sp404, vocals, week 9 2018, View by:Sam