My wallet’s dry, bank accounts empty
I’d hypothesize why, but it’s easy to see
Spent my cash on dough and cheese, it’s not funny
All outta laughs, OH jeez, and all outta money!

I’m broke! (He’s broke!)
So broke! (So broke!)
My financial future is up in smoke
I’m broke! (He’s broke!)
So broke! (So broke!)
Spent all my cash on pizza, and that’s no joke

$2 a slice, two slices a day, crap that adds up fast
How much cash is that? *GASP* I’m bad at math
I could probably buy a car, or even pay my rent
Or return ‘bout half the cash that I’ve been lent

Cheese prices go up, not getting better, hmm is it fella?
It’s tough spending so much cheddar on mozzarella
I could cut back, or cold turkey stop it
But I wouldn’t like that, those aren’t optimal options

Hot cheese so pretty, In Pizza I Trust
Don't want your pity but I'll take your crusts

Someday if I’m rich, my wealth I won’t flaunt
And I’ll be able to buy as much pizza as I want
If it happens tomorrow, it won’t be too soon
I’ll stack up them boxes all the way to the moon

Kicked out my house, was about time
but I got all these boxes, so I’ll be just fine
I can curl up next to a big brick oven
keep my heart warm with pizza lovin’

Tags: lsdj, pizza, sam mulligan, vocals, week 5 2018, View by:Sam