Why Don't Hotels Have Bidets?

By Pop Tronics on May 26, 2024 1:55 pm

Why don’t they put bidets in hotels? Can’t smoke in here despite the cigarette smell.
Sheets are clean and the room is tidy. But I wanna spray water on my hiney.
I think it’s fine and I shouldn’t complain the shower head work just the same.
So I tip my ass up and give it a spray. Why don’t hotels have bidets?

Where should I go? Where should travel? Do I have to go international?
How much do I have to pay for a hotel with a bidet?
I like that water on my ass to wash away the aftermath.
It’s cleanly hygienic so why do I have to ask why don’t hotels have bidets?

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May 28, 2024 2:34 am

Paisleyfrog

Lay that shit down!

Wasn't sure what to expect from this track, but man, the music is perfect for it. Goofy, great tone, lots of fun. Nice track.

For the record, my first time with a bidet was when I went to Japan in 2014. Got to the hotel after a crazy long day of travel and...well, there it was. When in Rome, right? Trying to use a bidet for the first time when horribly jet lagged is not the best time - there was a shriek, I dropped my phone, and then I dissolved into giggles. Good times.

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May 29, 2024 3:41 pm

Pop Tronics

Paisleyfrog wrote:

Lay that shit down!
Wasn't sure what to expect from this track, but man, the music is perfect for it. Goofy, great tone, lots of fun. Nice track.
For the record, my first time with a bidet was when I went to Japan in 2014. Got to the hotel after a crazy long day of travel and...well, there it was. When in Rome, right? Trying to use a bidet for the first time when horribly jet lagged is not the best time - there was a shriek, I dropped my phone, and then I dissolved into giggles. Good times.

I have one at home. I now struggle with the absence of them while traveling. Last week I was staying in a hotel in NYC and asked myself this question. As soon as I said it I knew I had a song. I also made it while I was staying in the hotel.

My first experiences was in the early 2000s at a party. There was one in the bathroom, and my friends were daring each other to go in and use it. I wasn't dared, but gave it a try anyway.

Thanks for listening to the track. It was fun to make.

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