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Jesus Returns

By Phil Harmonic on April 1, 2012 11:18 pm

Yet again.. I ran outta time. but the point should get across smile
Here's the lyrics:


verse 1:
He's back and he's gonna take control
He's back and he wants to eat your soul
you've sinned and he's tired of taking the blame
watch out man, he thinks you're a crying shame


bridge:
Behold he is coming with the clouds
you will see him on the mount
everyone will fucking shout
when

chrous:
jesus returns
jesus returns
jesus returns
jesus returns

verse 2:

he's back and he's sick of all your shit
he knows you're a douche that wont commit
Dont try to hide he's worse than santa claus
he's got a list with all your character flaws


-- repeat bridge
-- repeat chorus

verse 3:
he's pissed that you wouldnt be his friend
now it's time for your life to end

-- repeat bridge
-- repeat chorus

Jesus is coming....Let's go bowling

did you ever listen to that ska band, "lets go bowling"?

heh: he's back and he's sick of all your shit
he knows you're a douche that wont commit
Dont try to hide he's worse than santa claus
he's got a list with all your character flaws

hehe. like that?

i dig blasphemy big_smile this was cool as shit

I love the synths! Why so much hate on Jesus? haha

maybe next time i will do one abut Mohammed, Moses or Buddha.. though i must say that jesus is the most self righteous of the modern pantheon

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