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Babyhole

By Paisleyfrog on April 5, 2026 12:17 am

Let's do some....oh, I don't know. Electronica genres are like metal genres, there’s a million of them. The Logic Drummer called the beat Tech House, we'll go with that.

Cover pic is from the tunnel connecting the Don Q Inn in Dodgeville to the restaurant next door (before the restaurant  burned down).

Starting out weird. And it doesn't get any less weird from this point on, just to let you know.

"Babyhole" is one of those things that entered my group's lexicon about 35 years ago. Some friends had just moved into their college rental for the year, and were looking the place over. Like a lot of college housing in this area, the house was about 100 years old. And in the basement, there was this creepy hole in the wall, about chest high. The immediate question was "WTF is that?" To which someone quipped, "In a house this age, you gotta expect a certain number of babyholes." So babyhole became the name for anything creepy and dark with unknown purpose (and might be where you get or leave babies.)

Still with me? OK.

So on to the music this week. I had thoughts about continuing to work with drum mixing this week, but nothing was really clicking in the realm of FrogCore. I started and gave up on about five ideas in quick succession before I decided to leave it alone for the night.

That night I had a dream. I was going down into a friend's basement in college, and there was a rave party going on.  One of my friends was the DJ and the beat was thumping. Looked over and there was a hole in the wall. I knew it was the babyhole. The music then shifted to a song with the words, "MY HOUSE HAS A BABY HOLE, BABY BABY BABY HOLE, BABY HOLE BABY HOLE, BABY BABY BABY HOLE."

The hole had been converted into an architectural feature, going up to the first floor with incorporated glass block. It was very tasteful.

It's hard to pass up an idea like that when the universe drops it into your lap. So I sat down that evening, played around and this track came together in a couple of hours. This song is wildly silly, but it incorporate a couple goals I've had for a while. One is to use a vocoder....never tried one before! I've also been wanting to work with Logic's Quick Sampler. The Teen and I were playing around with it earlier in the week (and giggling furiously), so that also may be where this track came from. Also finally learned how to remove a section of the song from the middle and have the master track automation come along for the ride. Which is good, because this track was about 30 seconds too long at first.

It's been a while since I've had some dream music come to me. But why oh why did it have to be with a track called Babyhole?

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I honestly can't believe I'm jamming to a song called babyhole right now, nor do I believe I typed that combination of letters, but this bangs so hard.

I don't know what that was, but great job! lol

I love the dedication to the babyhole. I wasn't sure which direction this was going. There's a reason this feels like a dream of a song. 

Banger.

I for one am chuffed that babyhole is what the dream brought you. Love it!
And, I'm so here for the ensuing degrees of weirdness!

So wrong and yet so right. Nice thick club feel offset by the bright arps and ridiculous concept. I don't want to love it, but the Baby Hole calls and I must answer...

0x_colt wrote:

I honestly can't believe I'm jamming to a song called babyhole right now, nor do I believe I typed that combination of letters, but this bangs so hard.

Thanks/I'm so sorry. We've had Fartlab and Piss Fantasy so far this year, '26 seems to be having a trend of tracks with mildly uncomfortable names.

dadboy wrote:

I don't know what that was, but great job! lol

That makes two of us. smile

My unconscious may have still wanted to make an April Fool's track, the vocals in the dream sounded a bit like Piss Fantasy.

SQF wrote:

I love the dedication to the babyhole. I wasn't sure which direction this was going. There's a reason this feels like a dream of a song.

Thanks! I love following dream music to its logical conclusion. Or illogical conclusion? Something like that. One must commit to the bit when it comes to the Babyhole smile

myfirstpunksong wrote:

Banger.

I for one am chuffed that babyhole is what the dream brought you. Love it!
And, I'm so here for the ensuing degrees of weirdness!

Thanks! One of the lessons from '24 was Follow the Creativity...it's teh path of least resistance, even when it's entirely weird. Also....glad to see you back!!

MRDRCAT wrote:

...the Baby Hole calls and I must answer...

OMG you have no idea how perfect this is - I just started my annual re-read of Ito's Tomie series! What can I say, if the hole fits.....IT WAS MADE FOR ME

dayumn I wish I had dreamspirations like you! yikes Super catchy bass and I love when the vocals travel to speak & spell territory but on a whole new level.  Imma be spellin that in my head all day \m/

BABYHOLE. thought about Kraftwerk throughout. very nice.

Somehow the most amusing thing here is this song was 30 seconds too long? What was in those 30 seconds? Are they lost forever in the  babyhole?

The grocery store tried to sell me wookie hole this week.

Amazing work lol

Tone Matrix wrote:

dayumn I wish I had dreamspirations like you! yikes Super catchy bass and I love when the vocals travel to speak & spell territory but on a whole new level.  Imma be spellin that in my head all day \m/

Thanks! Definitely a weird music dream. This is the first time that a dream inspiration was more a mood and a subject, I didn't have to try and grab onto a melody before it evaporated smile Also vocoders are fun! This is the first time I've used one, but it won't be the last.

monstret wrote:

BABYHOLE. thought about Kraftwerk throughout. very nice.

Oh thank you...I love Kraftwerk, they've always struck me as vaguely sinister and creepy. Which would seem to fit in well with a creepy babyhole basement big_smile

neon liminal wrote:

Somehow the most amusing thing here is this song was 30 seconds too long? What was in those 30 seconds? Are they lost forever in the  babyhole?

The grocery store tried to sell me wookie hole this week.

Amazing work lol

Thanks!

The idea of losing music to the Babyhole is funny AF. I know what I'm blaming next time a file corrupts on me. Sort of like Orwell's Memory Hole, but less dystopian big_smile

As far as that missing 30 seconds - one of my ongoing projects this year is to keep my songs tight, don't bore us get to the chorus sort of thing. I got into it faster in the beginning, and there were a couple of sections in the middle that didn't propel the song nearly as much as they could, so I sort of blended them together. The song is silly and I didn't want it to overstay its welcome.

Also, I want to look up Wookie Hole, but I'm at work and it feels like a Risky Click. Later.

This was indeed a tasteful baby hole. I was not expecting lyrics... or such a great song to sit under this title. Vocoder work is highly enjoyable. Gives me ideas to use it when I am making runs.

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