The Rush One Does Not Get When Trapped Behind A Slow Walker In A Supermarket
By P.U.T. 90MPH D.C. on January 19, 2014 8:17 pm
Exactly what it says on the tin. This sums up a trip I had to the supermarket the other week, I had my trolley, however disaster struck when I got trapped behind a pensioner who insisted looking at every item on every shelf. This was further hampered by every attempt to overtake them being crushed by oncoming traffic in the opposite direction. In the end I just gave up, and plodded along, throwing some value beans on the trolley whilst exhibiting a sad face.
Moral of the story: Do not hate the pensioner, hate the game.
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