Snow White Testarossa
By NickLong on April 11, 2026 11:00 pm
Lyrics
Snow White Testarossa
No Socks Penny Loafers
He just stepped of the plane from San Tropez
Ray Ban Aviators
Chinos Padded Shoulders
He Makes me feel like I'm the only girl in here
He makes my yacht rock
My jan hammer and my moet pop
he knows what a fool believes
He wears his gucci with rolled up sleeves
Treats me like a lady
Dressed up like I'm Sade
Wrote me a solo on his CS-80
goes like....
MASSIVE SYNTH SOLO
Took me to Hawaii
Mustache like Magnum PI
He proposed while we were fighting crime
He said
You make my yacht rock
In red stilettos and a feather cut
I'm not a fool to believe
I wore my wedding dress with rolled up sleeves
Geoff Bridges is Rockwell Steele - Part time bartender at Bongo's Tiki Lounge and synth player in the house band Boogaloo Joe (Played by the real life members of Toto)
Fights crime in his Testarossa Spider. Lives on a super yacht in Marina Del Rey in LA and wears nothing but Gucci even though he has no obvious source of income other than his part time bar job..
Rosanna Arquette is Alexis Silke - Pulitser prize winning investigative journalist and part time swimwear model.
Together they are the crime fighting duo Silke and Steele.
Bongo - Dean Stockwell owner of Bongo's Tiki Lounge and creator of PORCARO (Patchable, Oscillator, Routing, Crime, Analysis, Reasoning Operating-system) - A self aware computer and modular synthesizer which they use to fight crime.
Their main plot of the show relates to a drug triangle between LA, Hawaii and Miami leading to the show having regular crossovers with Magnum PI and Miami Vice.
Kenny Logins plays - Santino the drug gang enforcer and Christoper Cross plays the shadowy "El Conquistador" the kingpin of the whole organisation.
Eventually when the ratings slip PORCARO is downloaded into a futuristic hovercraft deigned by knight industries and he becomes "Hover Cop" although many people feel the show jumped the shark at this point.
Music Breakdown
This started as a lofi indie / hiphop track, with some weird modal mixture chords.
A: Am7 -> Cm9 -> Bm7 -> Fmaj7 -> Am7 -> Cm9 -> Bm7 -> E7
B: Dmaj9 -> Gmaj9 -> Dmaj9 -> F#m7 -> E7
When I was trying to work out what they were called Gemini commented they were "Yacht Rock" chords which set me off on the lyrical theme and accounts for why the lyrics don't really match the musical style.
Musically it's very simple: Easy drummer for the beat with a very damped 70's type kit. Moog Bass from The Legend, Prophet 5 keys from Repro 5, Arturia Yangtze for the instrumental lead riff,
The solo is a tribute to Rosanna, but the Purdy shuffle on the drums sounds a bit weird at the higher tempo.
Depite declaring it to be on a CS-80 I found it didn't sound right for the Rosanna style solo. Looking up the original it's apparently a layered CS-80, Moog, Prophet and Jupiter (The 80's huh 
) I used an Oberheim via Obsession as that always screams 80's synth solo to me.
Vocals are once again Synthesizer V Solaria, she makes an excellent Alexis Silke.
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That solo rips and the production is spot on. Amazing stuff!