Talkin bout Wayne
By ngineer on June 21, 2020 11:59 pm
How many things can you rhyme with Wayne? First verse written by Jonah. *EDIT* Here is a little bonus fact about Wayne: he told me a while ago his other friends started singing popular songs and replacing words with "Wayne." Now that there is a "Wayne" song, I can only assume the universe would collapse upon itself if his other friends learned of this songs existence.
› Lyrics
‹ Lyrics
wayne sprained his membrane while doing cocaine
on a plane headed to spain with saddam hussein
when all of a sudden his great dane
got a migraine from its eye strain.
wayne then went to get ordained
so he could open his chain
of urbane mary jane
ad campaigns in maine
Yeah!
Happy fathers day
even though these lyrics
have nothing to do with fathers day
I think you'll find my lyrics make no sense
cause I don't fuck with that
This time I ran out of time
so I don't fuck with that.
Sing along to the Wayne song
it's in your brain
so hit the drain
song-aling-a-dong
It's the song about Wayne
it's about Wayne
somebody told me to write
a song about Wayne
But also I'm insane about Wayne
Talkin bout Wayne
How many things can I rhyme with Wayne?
I'm running out of things to rhyme with Wayne...