Ok, so first of all, to any of you who actually listen to this song, I deeply apologize. Hahahahahaha... This song start out pretty vulnerable and heartwarming, but then it takes a HARD turn and just becomes super crass. I think the teenager inside me is still alive and strong, hahahaha...
I absolutely loved putting this together. I wrote the lyrics over the course of the past two weeks and wrote the beat mostly in one day. I then recorded the vocals in Reaper and passed them into the Dirtywave M8 Tracker where I actually sequenced everything. The quality of the mixing isn't great. I think I added too much reverb to the vocals, causing it to be particularly muddy in some places to the point where what I'm saying isn't super clear.
If I had more time I would fix some of the lyrics in places where I don't think they're that strong. Also, the vocal delivery needs improvement, so I'd also re-record a few of those lines. In one of the lines, you can actually hear a loud THUMP of me accidentally bumping into my desk (during the higher pitched section).
I also wasn't able to spend all that much time coming up with cool things to do with the beat itself, so I'm afraid it can be a bit repetitive at times.
I think I'm starting to get a little bit tired of this slow-delivery flow of up-and-down-and-up-and-down that I've been using. I'm not sure I know how to do anything else, but I feel like my delivery is becoming quite repetitive, so if I want to keep this fun and entertaining, I probably need to explore a little more.
Again, I thoroughly apologize for what you're about to (or already have) listen(ed) to.
Also, stay tuned for next week! I'm working on something super special - fingers crossed that I have enough time to actually flesh it all out and post it here!
‹ Lyrics
And I'm back,
Weekly Beats year 2024
Tryinna keep the ball rolling
With a dope ass track once more
Now let me tell you a little
About these last weeks that I had
I got passed up for a gig
That could've been pretty rad
I also wrote and submitted
A lil' heart warming song
To the M8 community Jam
Where vibes are never wrong
The little song I wrote
Was truly cringy as fuck
And yes, more than the current
Rap shit you're hearing that sucks
It was part of the M8
Community Jam,
Tried to sit down to write lyrics
But holy damn,
The only thing that came out
Were these generic fucking lines
That sounded like teenage angst
And just not genuine
But I did my best
Wrapped it up and Sent it in
And still managed to fuck up
By sending in the wrong stem
In my last two raps
There was something missing
Bit of soul? Vocal chops?
Good rhymes? Decent mixing?
No, no, I totally
Had those down pat,
But there was something else
A chorus perhaps?
Ah shit, you're right,
The fuckin' chorus wasn't there
I gotta sit my ass down
And make one appear
What am I gonna do
Look at the problem and squint
Gotta find of a way To get
out of this predicament
Gotta write a chorus
Gotta write a chorus
What am I to do without
A mother fucking chorus?
Gotta write a chorus
Gotta write a chorus
The last two raps I made
Just didn't have a chorus
Yeah, that's right you little bitch,
I rhymed chorus with chorus
Cause I'm the brightest
Rap innovator to ever write a chorus
Listen man, we have
Already
established That my rapping skills
Are quite lacking
So get off my case
And hold back your tongue
Cause I already know
That my songs shouldn't be sung
But guess what? Fuck that!
I ain't ever gonna stop
Gonna rap my ass off
All the way To the top
I don't care how much I suck
And I know it's a lot
But like I already said
I'm also spittin' pretty hot
Just gotta work on this weird Ass
Rap writing muscle
Hoping down the line
That all this hustle
Will actually
Help me turn into
A music making juggernaut
With a banger or two
At the end of the day
I guess what really counts
Isn't the number of likes
Or follows to your account
These quiet little moments
Are what matter most to me
just sitting on the couch
Being creative and free
Playing with my M8 and
Coming up with little raps
That make me laugh out loud
And say "FUCK that slaps"
Or writing stupid Fucking lyrics
To my goofy ass boom baps
Sitting next to my dog
Her snoozing head on my lap
Alright alright, I think I got
Just a little too corny
And a bit too honest
And a teeny bit horny?
Well shit I didn't mean
To imply that spending time
With my dog arouses me
Sexually can we erase that line?
I think it's time
That we just backtrack
To that sick fucking chorus
That I wrote a while back
(chorus)
I'm not really sure
How to finish this off
That's also what your mom said
Holding your daddy's fat cock
(WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?)
Wait wait why are you
Excluding in vitro folks?
Some of us be tube babies
Not all our mommies stroked
Our daddy's big fat
Veiny hairy cock
With her juicy wet pussy
Inviting him to drop
The enormous load
That would one day
Become little ol' me
So be inclusive, okay?
Just because penetration
Wasn't really involved
In our inception doesn't mean
that we should fall
Or be left out
Of your musical genius
So please next time
Just try to include us
(chorus)
Oh shit that's true,
That's not very nice
I'm all for inclusion
Let me make this right
Don't worry tube babies
I'll also gross you out still
Talk about your bio dad
Beating his meat until
He reached nirvana
Came strong and shot you
And millions of potential siblings
Into that tube
What do you imagine
He was thinking of
As he blew his load
Into that little plastic cup?
Maybe he was reminiscing
On that time when mom and him
Were fucking like rabid rabbits
In their dirty kitchen
Alright let's move on
And end this fucking song
It's turning into a porno
It's also way too fucking long
