Funkzinho Milk Shake
By jegasus on February 18, 2024 5:56 am
Holy crap, I actually finished this one on Saturday evening!!!! I'm amazed, hahahaha...
I went in yet another VERY different direction with this one. I wanted to embrace something super Brazilian, and I thought I might attempt making some Brazilian Funk (sometimes spelled "phonk"). I wasn't able to make the kicks as aggressive and distorted as they typically are supposed to be for the genre, but I think my general intention comes through.
I again left the beat super undercooked here and spent most of my time refining the lyrics. I think I'm getting a little better with timing my vocal delivery, but the quality of the vocals still sound god awful. My shitty conference call headset mic isn't helping, but still, I need to find a way to make these sound better.
While writing and recording this one I was laughing my ass off. I hope you enjoy this goofy ass ride as much as I did writing it.
I think my brothers (who have a sense of humor just as juvenile as mine) will especially appreciate this one. I hope y'all do, too.
Peace!!!
## Production details
The vocals were recorded and mostly ordered in Reaper. I then moved them into the Dirtywave M8 Tracker where I arranged the whole thing.
› Lyrics
‹ Lyrics
Hello little students
I am jegasus okay
I come here to teach you
How to speak portugués
So the main official way
Of listening to this epic song
Is to sing and dance along
Wearing nothing but a thong
"Chega aqui coisinha linda"
Is how you catch the atenção
When you want to invite
Someone touch your salsichão
Já pode preparar
Esse seu corpinho lindo
The carnaval is perfect time
To find delicious himbo
Making out freely in public
Is what we call the pegação
But be careful cause a stranger
Just might steal your coração
Something very importante
To falar bem português
Is to know how to dance
Perfect samba in any place
Put one hand in the front
And another lá atrás
Then shake your juicy booty
Up and down and left and right
Hot dog, Big Mac
Milk shake e mais o quê?
O português é nota dez
Mas o sotaque é de foder
I hate to be stereotype
But I need to teach
How to say "big butt"
It's "popozão". Repeat!
You see the big segredo
Is Portuguese is very easy
All you have to do is listen
To my sick weekly beats
I wanna see how much you've learned
So tell me if you're able
To say the words in Portuguese
"The book is on the table"
Now come a little closer
jegasus will explain to you
How to tell someone to fuck themselves
It's "Vai tomar no cu!"
(FILHA DA PUTA!)
Vai se foder,
Filha da puta do caralho!
Chega aqui e chupa minha rola
Ou te encho de porrada otário
Another big favorite is
"Puta que pariu"
It's a catch all phrase that means
"The bitch who gave birth you"
As you can tell
One of my favorite things
Is to say lots of palavrão
And to teach them to the gringues
Now before we continue
Listening to my master piece
On Brazilian culture and the
Cool language that we speak
I need to make it clear
To us "gringo" only means
Someone who isn't Brazilian
It really shouldn't sting
In Brazil it isn't used
As a derogatory term
It's mostly an endearing word
To call folks who are foreign born
Agora vamos lá e
Voltar pra parte legal
Where I explain to you what it means when I say
"Pega no meu pau"
