keyboard warrior
By gonpulvo on March 20, 2026 5:01 pm
One day, a buddy of mine told me about a person typing extremely loud... (how criminal)
Shortly thereafter, this song was born. Yes, it's an office-core E40 & bay area rap reference (not really a parody of him, but I'm a fan).
Lyrics:
Chorus:
Tap-tap, clickity-clack, we hear you typing - from the back (x4)
Verse 1:
Now I know you slangin' it, but -
Who you talkin to? Bro.
You bangin' this board like-
It's the top of my hitlist,
BAP-BAP-BAP
♫ American Business ♫
Can't tell if you're grindin' or stressed out;
Every keyslam got all the homies pressed now.
Racks on the screen, bro you raisin stakes
Better watch that pinky, might cause an earthquake!
Chorus:
Tap-tap, clickity-clack, we hear you typing - from the back (x4)
Verse 2:
SHIFT, UP, TAB, CAPS LOCK SITUATION
Clackin' caps like you runnin' corporations
Hey man - Ya keystrokes boomin' like a snare drum,
I'd rather not waste my toner printin' - REDRUM
(NUM LOCK)
This track is under surveillance,
HR-violation; I'm bout to crash out-
Cause I'm compliant!
Balance out ya 'sheet' and make ya past tense
Air this bitch out, zero-tolerance, no patience!
*screams*
(NUM LOCK)
Chorus:
Tap-tap, clickity-clack, we hear you typing - from the back (x4)
also submitted this to M8 Community Jam 50: Crime!
Audio works licensed by author under:
CC Attribution Noncommercial Share Alike (BY-NC-SA)