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By FalseTragedian on February 8, 2026 8:21 pm
What's a seagull when it's flying into San Diego?
It's a bay gull! Bay gull bay gull bay gull bay gull bay gull!
I know, my poetry is absolutely peerless.
This is a song that I made up while preparing breakfast. I'm happy that it survived rattling around loose in the empty space between my ears, until I could punch it into the XY for later.
I was gonna turn it into an exactly 60-second song. But then I decided to play around with it some more and it ended up twice that. I've learned my lesson, making a song as short as possible isn't always easier! It sounds better like this though.
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