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All Hail The Orange King

By E-dub on November 13, 2016 6:34 pm

Yeah, I probably don't need to say much about this song.

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Spoken:

Bow down, and cast your eyes from the Orange King.
No man dare look upon the Orange King.
Kneel, kiss his ring... the Orange King.

1
All Hail the Orange King
What kind of madness will he bring?
Will there be peace forevermore?
Or will he drag you from our shores?
Will the warplanes take to wing
As we all hail the Orange King?
All hail the Orange King!

2.
The Orange King has vowed to keep invaders at arm's length.
"Believe me," he says, "they'll cower and crawl from my majestic strength."
He says, "just try to stand against me and I'll grab you in your crotch!"
But I say, "let me know what happens, I don't have the guts to watch."

3.
All hail the Orange Tyrant!
So many others were aspirant
to keep him from the throne.
But he is a master at talk of disaster
so their chances were all blown.
Now we all hail the Orange Tyrant.
All hail the Orange King!

4.
The Orange King has promised law and order, one and all.
Try not to pay attention as his jackboot crushes your balls.
He says, I'll build a wall to keep invaders from our tent.
As so many of you wonder, "am I the one he meant?"

5.
All hail the Orange God.
The populace is shocked and awed!
Just know that I'll be doing well,
And my brown friends can go to hell!
Is that the world we gave our nod?
Let us all hail the Orange God.
All hail the Orange God!

(laughter)

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"Fun" song; great lyrics.

We'll all just keep smiling, yes?

Awesome song and a great response to the election.  Excellent lyrics.  Really dig the intro part, too.  It reminds me a bit of Pure Guava era Ween.

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