Water Bear Formal Wear
By Cosmic Cairns on December 1, 2020 7:20 pm
This was just kind of a fun exercise in thinking of mostly ridiculous things that don't exist. Or at least, not to the best of my knowledge. I'm sure a highly skilled assassin could use a spoon to get the job done, but I'm guessing it's not generally their weapon of choice. At any rate, I'm just trying to have a little fun as the year starts to wind down here.
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There are no hypochondriac dogs
There are no megalomaniac frogs
There are no buildings made out of air
There are no dances for water bears
Requiring formal wear
As they glide along across the floor
Their favorite song blasts across the room
As they gaze into the eyes of their tardigrade love
There are no stars of hot flaming ice
There are no demon spawn that are nice
There are no taco stands on the moon
There are no assassins wielding spoons
As they make their move
Taking down some V.I.P. they've been hired to kill
By some rival who hopes to gain something he lacks
Scene fades to black
There are no dodos left anymore
There are no breakdancing dinosaurs
There are no weekends that are too long
There are no more words left in this song
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